Audra Jennings

I achieved one of my dreams this week. I'm not big about setting goals or voicing my dreams. It's really kind of sad. I feel a bit like a loser because of it. Yet, this week, I fulfilled one of my dreams. To be an expert on a podcast about  The Bachelor . Yes, I realize it's lame, so lame. So very, very lame. Still, I was excited. You can listen to my podcast debut on "The Good, The Bad and The Bachelor," episode here as well as earlier episodes.

It has been a long and manic day. Pretty productive for a Monday, all things considered, but it's going to be a doozy of a week. I'm not sure if I'm prepared to blog two hours tonight, but I just might head to bed once it is over. However, the good news is, I'll be a guest on the new podcast, The Good, The Bad and The Bachelor , hosted by Brian Israel this week. I'll share details when I have them. Tonight, we are taken to Thailand, and by we, I mean Colton and the 13 women. Cue Colton taking an outdoor shower in middle of absolutely beautiful resort. The women are just settling in when the date card arrives. "Heather - Let's experience something new. - Colton." Will Heather get her first kiss? She's brushing her teeth really well, just in case. She sets off for their date in what looks like a swimsuit and cut-off shorts. I guess they are headed off on a yacht. She's like anorexic skinny.  Ok, so it's not a yacht, but it is a bo...