It's a good thing this isn't The Bachelorette's Got Talent
One night of The Bachelorette is enough in one week, but here we go on four hours this week. Hopefully, since I am watching via DVR, I can type fast enough it won't take me as long tonight to blog on two hours. I recognize what a waste of my life this is, but yet, I do it anyway. This week, we start off at a resort in Santa Barbara because evidently the two week lease is up on the Bachelor mansion. That's about as long as we stay there any season now. It's all about the advertising Benjamins. I just hope that some day I can go to a resort just 10% as awesome as any of the ones they visit. The first date card arrives quickly, before anyone can do their scripted commentary on how great it will be to go to a resort to visit Andi. That will come soon enough. The date card reads: "Nick... Let's ride off into the sunset. < 3 Andi" Nick is a software salesman from Chicago. He's not the most attractive in the bunch. He got the first impression rose beca...