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Disappointment and boredom describe my #TheBachelor watching experience tonight

It's the night we've all been waiting for! The finale that will give us people who can't help but watch this train wreck of a show a reprieve until Bachelor in Paradise.  Are all the people saying, "haven't you read the spoilers? He picks Whitney!" correct are the spoilers wrong? Even if she's not as passionate at this point, I think Becca is more level-headed and realistic about all of this. Chris Harrison promises shocking events we will talking about in the morning. I wish I had actual people to talk to in the morning. The evening starts off in snowy Arlington, Iowa. A stark contrast to Bali last week. Chris claims he is falling in love with two women and has a difficult decision. Whitney: (in his words) Genuine. Beautiful. Smart. Already able to say she's in love with him. But Becca, hasn't been able to say that. However, he can see spending his life with her. Chris' family is very excited to welcome him home. They will ...

There should be a jar for kisses

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What craziness will Farmer Chris face tonight? Will Ashley S. survive another week? This week may be more interesting than last week with the Jimmy Kimmel in middle of the dates. The previews have the women calling Chris on all of his kissing. You go girls! The show opens with Jimmy Kimmel waking Chris up one morning. He's not quite sure what to think being woken up in this manner. While he shakes himself from a deep sleep, Jimmy wanders over to the mansion to greet the "sister wives." Jimmy claims he's going to take each woman to the fantasy suite to try them out for Chris. Jimmy institutes the "Amazing Jar." Every time a woman says "amazing," they have to put a dollar in the jar. He has a point. The word is overused. Jimmy and Chris Harrison leave the ladies to read the first date card. "Dear Kaitlyn -- You and Chris are about to join an exclusive club. Sweeping views, vaulted ceilings..." When they head out on the date...