I will pay for your room if you will go with me

Did I tell you I agreed to go to Branson in October? I said that I would go if I could have my own room at the condo and did not have to go to any shows. I said I just wanted to read and hang out at the condo doing nothing. My prents jumped on it immediately.

Somewhere along the way, they got another couple to go. I am the senoir citizen chaperone in the land of the old people. I can find things outside of shows to do if I can just find someone to go with me. My room will be a double - I will pay for it and gas if anyone wants to come along with me. Seriously.