Audra Jennings

I made stew today so that I would be ready to eat dinner after work and ready to start blogging when the episode started. I sure should have turned it off long before I did (well before I took some to my parents) because I have burned my tongue multiple times and will have to finish during commercial breaks. Good intentions... But, typical Monday. That's kind of how the rest of my day has gone too. Now, onto our show! Picking up where we left off last week. Peter has asked Hannah Brown if she would say if he asked her back to the house. He can't believe she just thought he wanted to be the Bachelor instead of asking him to try again. Peter points out that Hannah said no to him, and he never said no to her. She is ugly crying and doesn't know what to do. Meanwhile, all the girls are growing bored making notes on their sordid dirty stories they are supposed to share. They are all wondering if he and Hannah are off somewhere. Peter and Hannah are boring me alread...

Here we go with the finale finale of Hannah's season. My eye twitch is back, and I am thinking of tall the things I really need to be doing other than blogging about this. Anyway, Hannah says you have to show all your good and bad layers during this, and she has done it all. She's fallen in love with both. Both men meet with Neil Lane. The overfed scripting has them each talking about how the ring is like their relationship with Hannah. For example, Tyler looks for loud and proud while Jed goes for a round diamond because the shape is more constant. On the car ride from the hotel to wherever they are doing the ceremony, Hannah freaks out and asks the driver to stop the car. She climbs out, starts walking across the street in heels and trips out in middle of an intersection. She's sitting out in the road in a white dress. She scraped her elbow on the way down. A producer offers to help her up, but she declines his help. Hannah says she can't do this. Falling in ...

A two-night season finale just means we are going to drag things out way more than they ever had to be, especially given that Chris Harrison is in the studio with an audience. But, here we go with night one. Hannah is ready to hand out roses. She has just sent Luke packing... AGAIN. The three men remaining are wondering who among them is going home. I say Peter stays after their time in the windmill and that Jed is leaving. We shall see if I am right. Cue the voiceovers aka voices in their heads. After her speech about not wanting to break anyone's heart, but she knows what she needs to do, the first rose goes to Jed. Crud. I was wrong on that one. One rose closer 🌹 #TheBacheloretteFinale pic.twitter.com/CBxC0bBHUM — The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) July 30, 2019 Ohhhhhh... I was sooooooooo wrong. Tyler gets the second rose. Hannah takes Peter out. She says it has all been so perfect. It was like when she was a little girl and he was her Ken doll. She will ...

Well, I’m not starting off The Batchelorette on time for a number of reasons. It’s not going to post right afterwards either because I don’t have internet. I was supposed to have internet last Thursday when it got turned off at my old house. Long story, but not getting it until tomorrow. My “equipment” which was just phone cords and Ethernet cables got delivered to the old house which promoted call #5 to make sure the tech was coming to the correct address tomorrow. Sigh. Between having to get up early and syncing my work laptops that had not downloaded email since last Wednesday night and going back two more times (once around 1:30 PM and again around 7:00 PM) to send and receive more email, I put in an 11 hour work day that was not as productive as it could have been with use of the internet because everything requires the internet these days. I am so glad to be moved all the way in with the other house empty. I’m even more glad that after a long day, there isn’t three hours o...

As usual, I'm running late on getting started. I needed to run over to the new house to check out my selection of paint color (one of the bedrooms is finished now) and to water plants. I cut my quit time too close. I'm so ready to be moved in (which will happen by the end of the week) and finish cleaning this one out. I have soooooooo much going on. I have to figure out when to work at some point this week in between everything else going on. However, it's all coming together. On to the topic at hand, fantasy suite week on The Bachelorette and sending some people HOME. This week, Hannah and her men are in Crete. She's a little too excited about fantasy suite week. She thinks she could see herself with any of the four men. She says it's been a long time since she's been physical with a man, but I'm going to call that a matter of exact definition --- both of what a long time and... She's gotten pretty hot and heavy if not all the way with some of the...

Weekly disclaimer... I quit work in time to start the blog on time. I still had time after going over to the other house to water my plants. Then, I went and grabbed something to eat. Starting a few minutes late, I decided I could eat and blog at the same time. Then, I wasn't 15 minutes in and I heard back about my painting bid. I ended up stopping to finish dinner and head back over to the house for something and leave a note. I'm an hour behind. Story of my life. Tonight is sure to be full of drama. It's hometown date week on The Bachelorette . We're jumping right in today. Hannah is in Peter's hometown Westlake Village, California.  When Hannah was playing Barbies as a little girl, Peter was her dream man. Her handsome pilot. He didn't necessarily catch her attention right away, but Peter snuck up on her. His car is his baby. He wants to take her for a ride. She starts going through the console to snoop on him. She asks, "Why do you have a rubber...

Ok, so this week, I'm starting late again. I was trying to finish off a few things for work that I needed to have done last week, but there was that whole, close on buying a house thing going on at the end of last week. Today, my work got interrupted by trying to get a start on getting utilities in my name for the new house and a final meter read date for this house. Let's not talk about paying electricity for two houses for the month of July. In Texas. Moving on. The day also involved going down to the city and having to talk with the City Manager because the water department would not let me have two water bills lap more than two weeks unless I owned both properties. I want to pay them for two bills, but they didn't want to let me. The City Manager thought it was odd too. They are going to let me do it, but I didn't have my copies of the closing papers to be able to finish that task. So, I'll have to go back and finish that off. Hoping that goes smoothly nex...

As usual, I'm running a bit late getting started with my post because I was fixing something to eat, waiting for my computer to start back up, then needed to forward an email I just got to someone. I'm going to have to eat during commercials because I didn't want to burn my tongue. Warning from the previews: I may do some slut shaming. I don't know what else to call it. But we'll jump on in. They are in Latvia where Hannah hopes she gets a fresh start and reminds her why she is here: To find love and be romanced by these men. She wants these things in a man: Goes on adventures with her and makes her feel loved. In regards to her fresh start, it sure as heck would have helped if she had gotten rid of Luke. Oh to be young and stupid, and think you are in love. (Like I would know, but I digress.) The men are chomping at the bit to see Hannah. Once they gather around the room and start chatting, Luke talks about not getting to spend enough time with Hannah l...