This week on The Bachelorette - this season is so very lame
Brandon is beside himself because this woman was a single mother and all these loser guys left his mom when hee was young. He's very emotional.
The next group date is a group of the guys doing stunts on a western movie set in honor of Disney's release of the new Lone Ranger. Shameless cross promotion. Who cares about their lack of acting skills? Juan Pablo is the best, so they watch the whole movie before anyone else can see it in theaters. Whoopie do.
Afterwards, some of the other guys get to talk to her. Zak talks about how awkward he was trying and failing to kiss her. He's love drunk, but it feels good. James is a big strong man, but not confident, so he gets a rose too. He gives her a daisy in return.
Instead of a cocktail party before the rose ceremony, they have a pool party. Ben is watching for her and sneaks out to get a ride before the party. He wants to make sure he isn't just known for being a dad. Des thinks he's humble and sweet. How humble is he always breaking up everyone's conversations. This makes everyone mad. And I understand why everyone's hating on him. He tells Des that this will be there little secret as he walks back to the house. Then he lies to all the guys that saw him and confront him, especially Mike the Plumber. He says, "I don't kiss and tell."
But the show is called The Bachelorette, not Let's Make Friends.
All the guys get really silly about trying to connect with her. A pizza box with "will you be my girlfriend or is this too cheesy?" in the lid.
Rose ceremony time, thank goodness.
James, Kasey and Chris have the roses from the dates, so they have nothing to worry about.
As for the rest of you...
We're going from 16 to 13 this week. Bryan is already gone.
- Juan Pablo (she asks him in Spanish... lame)
- Zak W (kindergarten all over again with the last initials)
- Brooks (with his broken finger, it's a good thing he doesn't have to pin it on himself)
- Drew (do we know this guy?)
- Zack K
- Michael G (something makes me think he's not straight)
- Mikey (he was making some angry faces while waiting - I better get this!)