Why am I still watching the Bachelorette?
On Zak's date, he and Des go to a drawing class. After a clothed model, they got an unclothed one, drew each other, then he goes off and ends up in a robe. Remember this is the guy who did his from home tape in the nude. I really thought he was going to bare it all. Des wasn't so sure either. Thankfully, he went with his tighty whities for the sake of all involved.
They drink wine in a cave while discussing his mommy issues. He gets a rose.
Meanwhile back at the hotel James confronts Drew about the whole conversation, etc., etc. These guys are worse than high school girls. I don't like James, but as I keep saying, I don't think it's as big a deal as they all make it out to be.
The next morning Des comes to talk to him again. James has been trying to squeeze in with the other guys on the couch and be all hunky dory which is so fake. The guys believe James really is leaving now that Des is talking to him again.
She takes him outside and away from the hotel. Des thinks she's sending him home, but he talks his way into staying. But not without plenty of #rehash and tears.
The guys see them hugging from up in the hotel. They are absolutely shocked. She resents the guys for putting this on her. He awkwardly squeezes his way back on the couch when he gets back.
They #rehash. Oh my goodness. Even if Des picks you, you probably won't get married. This show is not normal or normal life. Talking about what happens in the future if this doesn't work out is just that - talk.
Thank goodness it is time for the rose ceremony. Enough is enough already.
Drew and Zak have roses. There are only three roses left and three are going home.
Chris, Brooks and Michael get roses. Juan Pablo, Kasey and James go home.
Michael makes a snide comment about James being found guilty. Michael needs to go. He's a cocky jerk.
As James rides off in his limo, he contemplates how he was just the next Ben to the rest of the guys. Yep. You were.
Next week they head off to Madera, an island off of Portugal. We see previews of every last guy crying and Des ready to give it up. You and me both!
Please, please, please ABC, do not pick one of these guys as the next Bachelor. They are all losers.